February 2012
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It's my birthday on Saturday
Early present to myself!
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I have a girl in my class who is very literal.
She is convinced that Hogwarts is made of Lego.
Stupid Flybe changing my flight!
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New jeans!
Got these today, in a size 12! Woohoo!
£39,627.20
I use a Mac, but I was using my husband’s Windows laptop to do some lesson plans (it’s a pain in the bum swapping from Windows to Mac and back again otherwise), and it suddenly crashed. Then came up saying MISSING OPERATING SYSTEM and I felt like this:
Stupid fucking Microsoft.
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My musings upon St. Valentine's Day
Yesterday was 14th February, a day which occurs without fail every single year. And yet it is a day when the world turns sickeningly pink and heart-shaped.
I’m sure I’ll be labelled “jealous”, “unromantic”, possibly even “old” with these comments, but here I go…
I know people, in real life, real people, with real relationships, who have...
Eugh, trying to teach children to count in...
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
I just checked my email's junk box. Now I have a...
January 2012
8 posts
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Husband is making dinner.
Tesco Finest sausages, baby carrots, broccoli, roast potatoes, and gravy.
Mmmmmm!
I AM █ █ █ █ LOCKED
I am.
I'm just going to eat some Wotsits and read Harry...
Anniversary?
Today, Tuesday 3rd January 2012, marks a decade since I was a virgin.
Tobagganing at SnowDome!
November 2011
65 posts
lifeisnotabeach asked: Wow I fucking love Dick and Dom and Horrible Histories! I don't get the other two here in Australia but OMG that post just made me so happy. hahaha! xx
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Horrible Histories celebratory gif party!
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Now that’s more like it!!
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And now Martha has lost out on Best Performer...
to Peppa Pig!!!
What the hell is going on?
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Horrible Histories didn't win the Bafta Kids'...
What is Good Luck, Charlie anyway?!
GOOD LUCK TO THE HORRIBLE HISTORIES CAST!
This is an album that everyone needs. I have three copies, just in case.